About

Gogglebits cards are printed bits of nonsense designed to be handed to another human in a socially acceptable format.

Nostalgia-driven cards inspired by pop culture, old TV habits, and watching too much of it.

Why do these exist?

A fair question.

The world contains many situations that are improved by handing somebody a rectangle of card.

Birthdays. Housewarmings. Awkward apologies and unexpected triumphs. Or completely ordinary Tuesdays.

Gogglebits cards exist for those moments; what happens next is up to you.

The physical object

Each card measures 7 × 5 inches. Larger than a text, smaller than your feelings.

They're printed on sturdy 330gsm gloss-coated card stock, so they feel premium without being super chunky.

Inside, every card is blank. Partly because we respect your creativity but mostly because we don’t know what you want to say, and legally we shouldn’t be involved.

You can be heartfelt, awkward, or just write “lol” and your name.

Each card comes with a white peel-and-seal envelope, allowing you to send it through the post without first having to lick an object manufactured in a warehouse.

Alternative uses

Officially, these are greetings cards.

Unofficially, people have found many other applications:

Sliding under a glass to escort a spider outdoors with dignity.
Propping up a wobbly table leg.
Bookmarking a surprisingly difficult novel.
Concealing a small stain on a desk during video calls.
Creating a temporary fan during heatwaves.
Testing whether a pen works.

We make no guarantees regarding effectiveness. Especially with the spider.

Printed properly

All cards are printed in the UK using high-quality inks chosen for rich colours and a slightly nostalgic warmth. Think old telly, before everything became aggressively high definition.